IS IT TRUE this section is a little bit tongue in cheek and it seems as though the State of Kentucky is faced with choosing between a red skunk and a blue skunk when it comes to their next United States Senator?…the entire campaign from Senator Mitch McConnell and from Allison Grimes has been small minded and filled with hypocracy?…while we think that Senator McConnell’s insistence that he is not a scientist and unqualified to comment on climate change we do hope to offer our readers a few laughs at one of the most hilarious duplicities out there at the expense of Ms. Grimes?
IS IT TRUE it has been asked “if there really is a war on women, Kentucky Democratic Senate candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes might just come from one of its founding families?…Ms. Grimes is the heir to the Hugh Jass burger fortune, a legacy that stems from her family’s Kentucky burger joint, whose menu celebrates the finer things in life, like giant, juicy female booty?…Hugh Jass Burgers — say it out loud to get the joke — has menu items like “Charlotte’s Rack, sure to be voted biggest rack” named after Grimes’ mom and “Abby’s Hugh Jass,” a burger named after her sister?…they also sell souvenirs like an apron with “Check Out My Buns” emblazoned across it?…the restaurant’s approach has raised eyebrows, especially since Grimes’ camp accused the GOP of sexism?…Ms. Grimes has not been willing to address any of this as she has been unwilling to even admit whom she voted for in the 2008 & 2012 presidential elections to avoid the ire of the people of the Bluegrass state?…Grimes has been talking like the dickens for a living wage while her family pays some of its staffers a cool $7.25 per hour?…she has consistently noted that her family is “not in the race” for Senate, and she’s right, though she should probably have a chat with them about why they might be unwilling to shell out more money to the people Grimes keeps saying deserve a living wage?…we ask, if you can’t convince your family to flout market economics and overpay unskilled labor, who can you convince?…we are certain that the workers at Grimes’s family’s restaurant feel very empowered despite their low take home pay since they can support their employer by wearing a “Check Out My Buns” apron to really turn their self-esteem around?
IS IT TRUE when it comes to Senator McConnell the opportunities to discredit are a dime a dozen and it all starts with his insane stand on not offering an opinion on climate change because he is no scientist?…proving something like climate change is of course not as simple as calling someone out for a sexist menu, or paying the minimum wage while howling for it to be increased but there is sufficient evidence out there to move a thinking person to a conclusion that human beings have indeed done things that have altered our weather?…from a scientific perspective the nuances like the slight changes in the refractive index of the earth’s atmosphere due to emissions of carbon, ozone, and a host of other things we humans do to give ourselves conveniences today at the expense of the future are difficult to calculate but simple to grasp?…grasping can be as simple as looking through vapor, looking at a smoker’s lung, or even buying double pane windows?…the easiest example to explain a way to insulate better (climate change) is to go through a sales pitch for new windows with nitrogen injected between the panes to change the insulation properties?…the reality is that we humans alter the planet everyday and have been for centuries but recently our numbers have grown to the point that we are doing more damage than ever?…we will probably not do the damage of a massive asteroid strike or even a hundred volcanos but the truth of the matter is that climate change is real and we are the drivers?…this is why there should be a sequel to the movie Dumb and Dumberer about the 2014 Kentucky campaign for the Senate?…just be glad as Hoosiers that you don’t have to choose between the red skunk and the blue skunk?