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An Obituary Printed in the London Times-Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!

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This Obituary Was Printed In The London Times-Absolutely Dead Brilliant!

(This Article Was Sent To Us By Our Friend And Patriot Ronald Riecken Of Evansville)

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who 
has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long 
ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
– Knowing when to come in out of the rain; 
– Why the early bird gets the worm; 
– Life isn’t always fair; 
– And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend 
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing 
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the 
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental 
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; 
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a 
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed 
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, 
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepchildren;
– I Know My Rights 
– I Want It Now 
– Someone Else Is To Blame 
– I’m A Victim
– Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. 
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Gov. Holcomb to participate in 2019 SelectUSA Investment Summit in D.C.

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Gov. Eric J. Holcomb will participate in the 2019 SelectUSA Investment Summit in Washington, D.C. June 10-11. SelectUSA is a U.S. Department of Commerce program dedicated to facilitating job-creating business investment into the United States. At its sixth annual summit, SelectUSA will convene global executives and business leaders to discuss opportunities in key sectors — including advanced manufacturing, information technology, aviation and infrastructure — as well as critical topics like tax and regulatory reform, workforce development, economic diversification, and innovation and venture capital.

While there, he will participate in meetings with business executives and government leaders. On Tuesday, the Governor will participate in a panel highlighting Indiana’s global economy, advanced manufacturing sector and Next Level Jobs workforce initiative. Indiana Secretary of Commerce Jim Schellinger and Indiana Economic Development Corporation President Elaine Bedel will also attend SelectUSA.

The 2018 Investment Summit, which the Governor also attended, drew more than 3,000 participants representing 66 international markets and 51 U.S. states and territories.

Indiana is home to more than 950 foreign-owned business establishments that support approximately 193,000 Hoosier jobs across the state. Indiana has the highest percentage of private sector jobs coming from foreign-owned firms in the Midwest, and that number continues to grow as companies like Sweden-based Saab, Canada-based Greenleaf Foods, Germany-based Saturn Petcare, Switzerland-based Cormo USA and UK-based DS Smith choose to locate and expand in Indiana.

 

VANDERBURGH COUNTY FELONY CHARGES

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 Evansville, IN – Below are the felony cases to be filed by the Vanderburgh County Prosecutor’s Office today.

Adam Nathaniel Bruton: Rape (Level 3 Felony), Rape (Level 3 Felony), Failure to register as a sex or violent offender (Level 5 Felony)

Audrey Faye Ealum: Possession of methamphetamine (Level 6 Felony), Unlawful possession of syringe (Level 6 Felony)

Sean E. Teer: Burglary (Level 4 Felony), Possession of a narcotic drug (Level 6 Felony), Unlawful possession of syringe (Level 6 Felony)

Ronnie L. Higgs: Attempt Obstruction of justice (Level 6 Felony)

Jeffery Scott Bradshaw: Domestic battery (Level 6 Felony)

Kevin Wayne Fuller: Theft (Level 6 Felony), Theft (Level 3 Felony)

April Denise Johnson: Battery against a public safety official (Level 6 Felony), Resisting law enforcement (Class A misdemeanor), Criminal trespass (Class A misdemeanor)

ADOPT A PET

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VANDERBURGH COUNTY FELONY CHARGES

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 Evansville, IN – Below are the felony cases to be filed by the Vanderburgh County Prosecutor’s Office today.

Isabella Grace Davidson: Attempt Auto Theft (Level 6 Felony)

Jenny Marie Hall: Intimidation (Level 6 Felony)

Simon W. Barnes: Resisting law enforcement (Level 6 Felony), Possession of cocaine (Level 6 Felony)

Jack Ray McGill: Operating a vehicle while intoxicated (Level 6 Felony)

Calvin Daniel Dillard: Criminal trespass (Level 6 Felony)

Austin Lee Moore: Possession of methamphetamine (Level 6 Felony)

Brandon T. Carter: Dealing in a narcotic drug (Level 4 Felony), Dealing in a narcotic drug (Level 5 Felony)

Carl Lavella Tooley: Intimidation (Level 6 Felony)

VANDERBURGH COUNTY FELONY CHARGES

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 Evansville, IN – Below are the felony cases to be filed by the Vanderburgh County Prosecutor’s Office today.

Aaron Stewart Kell: Possession of methamphetamine (Level 6 Felony), Possession of paraphernalia (Class C misdemeanor)

Carol Marie Hedden: Possession of a synthetic drug or synthetic drug lookalike substance (Level 6 Felony)

Carl Jay Cooper Jr.: Domestic battery by means of a deadly weapon (Level 5 Felony), Domestic battery (Level 6 Felony)

Brandon Allen Daugherty: Failure to appear (Level 6 Felony), Failure to appear (Level 6 Felony)

Beth Lynn Puertzer: Theft (Level 6 Felony), Possession of a controlled substance (Class A misdemeanor)

Impaired Driver under the Influence of Multiple Drugs

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Knox County – At approximately 1:46 this morning, Trooper Brock Buchanan was patrolling in the area of Main and 14th Street in Vincennes when he stopped the driver of a 1998 Mazda for a defective headlight. The driver was identified as Allyson Earles, 26, of Vincennes. During the traffic stop Earles displayed signs of impairment. A search of the vehicle revealed marijuana. Further investigation at Good Samaritan Hospital revealed she was under the influence of amphetamines, benzodiazepines, cannabinoids, methamphetamine and opiates. Earles was arrested and taken to the Knox County Jail. While correctional officers were processing Earles they discovered marijuana and methamphetamine on her person. She is currently being held on bond.

Arrested and Charges:

  • Allyson P. Earles, 26, Vincennes, IN

1 Driving While Intoxicated (Controlled Substances), Class C Misdemeanor

2. Possession of Meth, Class 6 Felony

3. Possession of Marijuana, Class B Misdemeanor.

Calabrese clutch RBI helps give Otters series win

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The Evansville Otters closed out a series win at the Schaumburg Boomers Sunday, as Rob Calabrese delivered a clutch RBI knock and Randy Wynne pitched eight shutout innings to give the Otters a 2-0 win.

On the mound, Randy Wynne was locked in once again, throwing eight shutout innings, surrendering only eight hits while ringing up four, helping push Evansville to a winning record to close out a nine-game road swing.

Offensively, Evansville scored an early run in the top of the second.

With one out in the inning, Anthony Maselli singled up the middle, one of his three singles on the day.

Jack Meggs, the next batter, roped an RBI triple down the right field line to score Maselli, giving the Otters a 1-0 lead.

No runs would be scored until the eighth, with the Otters leaving 10 men on base heading into the inning.

Mitchell Hansen, who was 0-3 heading into the at-bat, hit a leadoff single to right field.

Maselli moved Hansen over to second on a sac bunt with one out.

After Meggs struckout, Calabrese hit a pinch-hit RBI double to the wall in centerfield, scoring Hansen and extending the Otters lead to two.

Abraham Almonte earned his first save of the year, retiring the side in the ninth, with the Boomers’ Clint Hardy flying out to Hansen in right field to end the game.

Schaumburg starter Aaron Rozek earned the loss, tossing six innings while allowing one run on eight hits.

 

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