…in honor of being the first poster on today’s CCO Off Topic Forum…(and watching D. Letterman, of course),
I decided to honor one of your bestestest friends, I-E with the….
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Top Ten Reasons INDIANA ENOCH is the World’s Best Christian:
#10. Always orders meatless pizza!
#9. Has time-shares in Corinth and Thessalonica!
#8. Was the drummer in the Holy Roman Empire Army!
#7. Won’t wear shorts on Sundays!
#6. Gives out bottles of holy water on Halloween!
#5.. Keeps a splinter of the True Cross in his wallet!
#4. Still has two cases of Tammy Faye Eyeliner in his trunk he bought his wife!
#3. Sells survival kits for the left-behinds at discount because he’s just a great guy!
#2. Always says yes to service on the Church Capital Campaign Committee!
…..and
#1. Wears his special-order white fly-fishing waders during his immersion Baptisms!!
…”our” bestestest friends
Frickin’ Hilarious!
Do we get advance notice when a CCO stream of junk is “on topic”? Just so we know.
…in honor of being the first poster on today’s CCO Off Topic Forum…(and watching D. Letterman, of course),
I decided to honor one of your bestestest friends, I-E with the….
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Top Ten Reasons INDIANA ENOCH is the World’s Best Christian:
#10. Always orders meatless pizza!
#9. Has time-shares in Corinth and Thessalonica!
#8. Was the drummer in the Holy Roman Empire Army!
#7. Won’t wear shorts on Sundays!
#6. Gives out bottles of holy water on Halloween!
#5.. Keeps a splinter of the True Cross in his wallet!
#4. Still has two cases of Tammy Faye Eyeliner in his trunk he bought his wife!
#3. Sells survival kits for the left-behinds at discount because he’s just a great guy!
#2. Always says yes to service on the Church Capital Campaign Committee!
…..and
#1. Wears his special-order white fly-fishing waders during his immersion Baptisms!!
…”our” bestestest friends
Frickin’ Hilarious!
Do we get advance notice when a CCO stream of junk is “on topic”? Just so we know.
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