A Foxworthy tribute to Evansville
If you can remember train tracks…… running down the middle….. of your city’s major east-west thoroughfare……. you just might be from Evansville Indiana
If your city’s Fathers decided to move your city’s major North South road a couple hundred yards east tearing down homes and ripping up neighborhoods to speed up traffic flow and then installed 31 traffic lights on that road….. you just might be from Evansville.
If you built an “Expressway†with stop lights on it….. you just might be from Evansville
If your mayor changed the flow of traffic in your downtown to increase economic development…
you just might be from Evansville
If your only experience eating Chinese food is from a buffet… you just might be from Evansville
If you haven’t been to the opposite side of town in over three years… you just might be from Evansville
If you will park and walk 10 blocks to go eat greasy food at your town’s fall festival but want parking right next door to your local stadium you just might be from Evansville
If Jay Leno made fun of your town for being fat and miserable…. You just might be from Evansville
If you drive to Nashville TN, Louisville KY, and St. Louis MO to shop or take a cross country flight because it’s quicker and easier than driving to your state’s capital…. You just might be from Evansville
If your town/county proposed a consolidation of government but excluded the police and fire departments….. your just might be from Evansville
If your political leaders party affiliations has nothing to do with their political ideology…. You just might be from Evansville
If you think a town of 100,000 is too small to support two stadiums but think it is large enough to support five downtown hotels…. You just might be from Evansville