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Jame Redwine Gavel Gamut – THEY DESERVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN…
GAVEL GAMUT
By Jim Redwine
www.jamesmredwine.com
(Week of 30 December 2024)
THEY DESERVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN ….
Gentle Reader, as we face a New Year, my thoughts are ever hopeful we have learned something worthwhile from the years that have gone before us. I realize this has been the dream of most of you too. However, we all know there are those whose thoughts and behaviors never turn towards improvement but, in fact, are often the very things that need to be improved.
The best example I know of placing such cretins where they deserve to be is The Divine Comedy (The Inferno) written by Dante degli Alighieri (1265-1321) in the 14th century. Dante did not just suffer the infuriating faux pas and social sins of people such as Dante’s political enemies in Italy, he created an elaborate hell of deserved punishments and placed them in it. To that I say AMEN! Perhaps, we should at a minimum list and expose some of the boorish behaviors that call for condemnation. You, Gentle Reader, will surely wish to recognize many others that quickly come to mind.
I will lead with those lazy louts who defile our roads, streets and sidewalks with their litter. Is it too burdensome to put one’s trash in a designated receptacle? Oh, and that includes cigar and cigarette butts, you buttheads. I humbly suggest such losers should have to dine off unwashed dinner plates previously used to gather stockyard feces. Then there are the geniuses who ”child-proof” medicine bottles by making them completely unopenable except by a chainsaw. This genre of misled child saviors should acknowledge that if a medicine bottle that contains medicine for children and the elderly cannot be opened, it does not protect but endangers the intended classes. I think a reasonable punishment for such bottle cappers would be to have to open every can or bottle only with their teeth. Another group of public minded workers in need of training are traffic officers who, even once a traffic accident scene is secure and any injured are removed, fail to direct vehicles so that people lined up for miles in each direction can continue on. Often officers forget that most of the world’s citizens were not involved in the accident but do have other things to do. A proper sanction might be making such unconcerned public servants always be the last in line for Taylor Swift concert tickets then telling them it is sold out when they finally reach the ticket seller.
And what about those makers of products such as expensive clothes who are so concerned that some miscreant might steal one of the thousands of items on the shelves that they stick or staple or otherwise attach labels to each product that can only be removed by damaging the product? Perhaps a label should be affixed to their forehead with a staple as a reminder not everyone is a thief.
Another place that reciprocal treatment might be called for is drive-through establishments, such as coffee shops, where cups of scalding liquid are filled so full there is no way to handle them without the liquid splashing upon one’s lap? Do the baristas get some satisfaction from seeing us drive away in fits and jerks? Workers at such establishments might be sentenced to a lifetime of sitting in a hot tub of tar heated to a toasty 103° Fahrenheit.
Now, I know we have just skimmed the greasy surface of situations that call for divine, or at least heartfelt, retribution for behaviors we wish we could see change for 2025. On the other hand, Dante knew he could not expiate all of Italy’s 14th century uncalled for behaviors. He just did the worst he could. I call for the same deliverance from the jackanapes who show no concern for the rest of us.
You, Gentle Reader, might desire the same including the extinction of newspaper columnists who campaign for never to be achieved outcomes.
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University of Evansville Receives $147,000 Bequest to Support Carson Center and Establish Nursing Scholarship
University of Evansville Receives $147,000 Bequest to Support Carson Center and Establish Nursing Scholarship
The University of Evansville (UE) is pleased to announce a generous $147,000 bequest from the estate of Marjorie A. Vogel, a 1945 alumna.
This contribution will support the upkeep of Carson Center’s athletic facilities and establish the Marjorie Vogel Endowed Scholarship in Nursing.
Ms. Vogel earned her bachelor’s degree from UE’s Dunigan Family School of Nursing and dedicated over 30 years to serving the local medical community, concluding her career at UE’s Student Health Clinic. A devoted fan of UE men’s basketball, she rarely missed a home game.
In her gift, Marjorie recognized the value of excellent athletic facilities for student-athletes by directing a portion of the funds to maintain Carson Center. The remainder will create an endowed nursing scholarship, reflecting her own experiences in UE’s nursing program and her commitment to helping future students in need.
The University is deeply thankful for Ms. Vogel’s generosity, which will benefit both student-athletes and aspiring nurses for years to come.
Evansville Police remind You to Drive Sober for New Year’s Eve
Aces resume MVC slate on Sunday against Missouri State
Aces resume MVC slate on Sunday against Missouri State
UE takes on the Bears at the Ford Center
EVANSVILLE, Ind. – Missouri Valley Conference play resumes on Sunday with the University of Evansville men’s basketball team welcoming Missouri State to the Ford Center for a 3 p.m. game. ESPN+ and the Purple Aces Radio Network will have the broadcast.
Last Time Out
– Ball State scored the first 11 points of the day and never looked back, defeating the Purple Aces by a final of 80-43 on Dec. 21
– The Cardinals shot 50% in the game while holding UE to 29.1%
– Michael Day led the team with a career-high 13 points on 5-of-9 shooting while Tanner Cuff finished with 11
He Did It Again
– Just three days after scoring what was a career-high of 9 points at UT Arlington, Michael Day followed that up with a 13-point game at Ball State
– It was his first collegiate double figure scoring game as he converted 5 of his 9 attempts while adding four boards
– Against UTA, Day was 3-of-7 from the field while knocking down three free throws
– He added 3 assists in 20 minutes of work
Making the Adjustment
– Over the last two games, Gui Tesch has seen the most playing time of his young career after redshirting last season
– At Ball State, he set career marks in several categories including minutes (23:59), pts (5), FG (2), FGA (4), 3FGM (1), 3FGA (3) and RB’s (3)
– Tesch recorded 4 steals, 2 boards and an assist in just over 22 minutes of work at UT Arlington
Scouting the Opponent
– Missouri State enters Sunday’s game with a 7-5 mark and stand at 0-1 in the MVC, dropping their opener to Indiana State by a final of 80-77
– The Bears are coming off a 68-56 over UC Santa Barbara on Dec. 22
– MSU has played one common opponent as UE as they defeated UT Arlington by a score of 78-67 in November
– They are led by Dez White’s average of 18.3 points per game, which is #1 in the MVC
– Vincent Brady II holds a 13.6 PPG average while Zaxton King and Michael Osei-Bonsu check in with averages of 10.3 and 10.2, respectively
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