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All Jokes Are Offensive To Someone, Especially In The Spit Zone

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All Jokes Are Offensive To Someone, Especially In The Spit Zone

Of all the simple pleasures that were disrupted during the pandemic, the movie experience is near the top of my list. I love movies more than the streaming series genre that has taken over the water cooler conversations in America. Now that’s a silly thought; there aren’t many water cooler conversations anymore either.

Movies are coming back though. A new theater opened near me last year, and it is exactly a nine-minute walk from my home. For the first time in my life, I am considering leaving the synthetic butter off of my popcorn due to volumetric health-risk data. But cinema’s return is only one part of sweet post-pandemic life.

Standup comedy has also come storming back in 2022. All of my favorites are coming through Indianapolis this year, and I am pursuing part-time work to generate the needed income to see them all. From Tom Papa to John Mulaney, and from Butler University’s Schrott Center for the Arts to the TCU Amphitheater at White River State Park, the performers and the venues will deliver a glorious season of the best that standup has to offer.

That’s the good news. The bad news? The one thing that inevitably comes with great comedy is hurt feelings. It is sad but true. And it’s only getting sadder.

Of course, this leads to Chris Rock. Yes, I am a fan. Yes, I have tickets to see him when his tour stops in Indianapolis in June. No, the joke that started all of this on Sunday night at the Academy Awards wasn’t funny. Most of all though, the joke was definitely not slap-worthy. Few are. Extremely few.

I never understood the fascination with the actual ceremony of the Academy Awards. I love the awards themselves because they are helpful in developing a must-watch list, but if there ever was a format that no longer makes any television sense, it is the award ceremony. Before the internet, it was an exclusive opportunity to see your favorite celebrity playing dress-up and reading off a teleprompter while trying to avoid looking like they had spent the afternoon at an all-you-can-drink champagne party.

In his 2014 Netflix special, “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way,” Bill Burr rants about the controversy from earlier that year when the St. Louis Rams drafted the NFL’s first openly gay player, Michael Sam. Certain people were aghast when Sam and his boyfriend kissed on national television in celebration of the historic moment. Burr pointed out to these people, “That’s what you get for watching the draft. Dude, that’s like going to graduation where you don’t know anyone graduating.” My feelings exactly.

While Rock does plenty of insult jokes as part of his act, that’s not why I’m a fan. Every set I have ever seen Rock perform contains at least one profoundly salient quip that makes sense of some problem that is too noisy for most of us to harmonize. The one that locked me into his philosophizing came during a discussion of the now fully entrenched national holiday known as Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. For those who have grown up with MLK Day, there was a time when many people were staunchly opposed to its creation. Rock’s perspective came in the form of a question: “How racist do you have to be to not want a day off?”

Sitting at the front table at the Oscars, while being as famous as Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, while Will is up for one of the marquee awards, shouldn’t need to come with a warning label. The Smiths were sitting in what I call the “spit zone.” If you’re close enough for the comic on stage to accidentally spit on you, be prepared to be part of the show.

While America was watching one of the most boring nights on TV that turned into “the slap heard around the world,” my family and I were at Clowes Memorial Hall watching Mike Birbiglia perform. We were in the spit zone. As usual, Birbiglia showed us and the 2,000 fans behind us why he is the best live storyteller on the planet right now.

In his 2017 special, “Thank God For Jokes,” Birbiglia tells a story that leads to his mother asking him why comics can’t just write jokes that are unoffensive. He replied to her, “I don’t think that’s possible. Because all jokes…are offensive…to someone.”

Chris Rock told a joke that offended more people than usual on Sunday night. But once we can no longer safely tell a bad joke, I will know our end is truly near.

FOOTNOTE: Michael Leppert is an author, educator and communication consultant in Indianapolis. He writes about government, politics, and culture at MichaelLeppert.com.

City Parks Department Seeking 150 Seasonal Part-Time Summer Workers

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The City of Evansville Department of Parks and Recreation is seeking to fill 150 part-time summer jobs for the 2022 season.

Applications are being accepted for City pool lifeguards, cashiers, camp counselors and seasonal laborers. Wages have been increased this year starting at $12 an hour for all positions.

“Summertime is an incredibly busy time for the Parks Department as we open our pools and prepare golf courses for regular play,” said Deputy Mayor and interim-department director Steve Schaefer said. “We are fortunate to provide these employment opportunities, each year, especially when outdoor activities are in high demand.”

Lifeguards must have a current certification before their first day of work. Those taking an upcoming certification class will receive a reimbursement for recertification or certification fees at the completion of their scheduled summer shifts

Apply online at evansvillegov.org/parks.

For more information, call 812-435-614

THUNDERBOLTS TO PLAY HOME PLAYOFF GAMES AT SWONDER ICE ARENA

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Thunderbolts Announce Playoff Details

EVANSVILLE, IN: Evansville Thunderbolts have made it to the SPHL’s 2021-2022 Playoffs and will compete for the President’s Cup.

The team will be playing all home playoff games at Swonder Ice Arena, located at 209 N Boeke Road in Evansville.

As of this release, potential Round 1 playoff dates are Friday, April 15th or Saturday, April 16th.  All playoff games will start at 7:00 pm, with doors for season ticket holders opening at 5:45 pm and the general public at 6:15 pm.  Tickets will be $20 adults/$10 kids each and include parking. They are on sale now and can be purchased by calling the Thunderbolts office at 812-422-BOLT, on the remaining home dates, or at the Swonder Ice Arena Box Office on the day of the game, beginning at 4 pm.

The Thunderbolts finish up their regular season, starting on Thursday, April 7th at the Ford Center versus the Vermilion County Bobcats, Friday, April 8th at the Ford Center versus Knoxville Ice Bears and finally on the road in Knoxville on Saturday, April 9th.  Friday will be Fan Appreciation Night with loads of giveaways, including player trading cards, courtesy of LyondellBasell.

About Evansville Thunderbolts: The Evansville Thunderbolts is the area’s only professional hockey team.  The Thunderbolts are a proud member of the Southern Professional Hockey League (SPHL).  The team is owned and operated by VW Sports, L.L.C, a subsidiary of VenuWorks, Inc. www.evansvillethunderbolts.com

HAPPENINGS AT THE VANDERBURGH COUNTY GOP

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Monday April 4, 2022
MESSAGE FROM THE CHAIRMAN
Here we go! Almost Primary time!
It is into the final month before the May 3rd primary. We have a few contested races and several upcoming events.
We will be needing numerous volunteers and will be calling on our GOP friends to help and participate.
We are also watching our Delegate races so we can plan our Delegate Convention strategies as well.
On Saturday April 23rd we will be having a breakfast where our Secretary of State, State Treasurer, and other primary contested candidates, will have a chance to ask you of your support.
Please note that our start time is a bit later to allow extra time for those with many miles to drive.
Please join us at the Foundry April 23rd, doors open @ 9AM for breakfast and meeting will start @ 9:30AM
This is going to be a busy year- we need to rally behind our GOP candidates and have a successful 2022
Thank you for a great Lincoln Day Dinner and hope to see you on 4/23/2022 at the GOP Breakfast
My best regards,
Mike Duckworth
Vanderburgh Co. GOP Chairman
Upcoming Events
April 23rd, 2022- GOP Breakfast with State Treasurer and Secretary of State Candidates. Doors open @ 9, Start @ 9:30
May 3rd, 2022- Primary Elections
July 15th, 2022- GOP Golf Outing at Cambridge
Visit our website for more future events!
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Announcements
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS TODAY,
APRIL 4TH, 2022
EARLY VOTING STARTS TOMORROW, APRIL 5, 2022
Vanderburgh County Elections office will be open at the Old National Events Plaza 8-4 Monday- Friday starting April 5th, 2022 until May 2nd, 2022 for early voting!
If you or anyone you know wants to work at the polls,
Please contact Dottie Thomas @ (812) 483-6021
PHOTO GALLERY- 2022 Lincoln Day Dinner
If you ever have any questions please call Payton Boyd at our office – (812) 425-8207

EPA Releases Proposed Changes to the Indian Environmental General Assistance Program

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WASHINGTON (April 4, 2022) – Today, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) released proposed changes to the guidance and allocation of the Indian Environmental General Assistance Program (GAP). GAP is EPA’s largest capacity building program for Tribes. Enacted by Congress in 1992, GAP provides grants and technical assistance to Tribes and intertribal consortia to plan, develop, and establish environmental protection programs and to implement solid and hazardous waste programs and service delivery activities. In FY21, $66.25M was awarded to more than 525 grantees to address their environmental priorities.

“GAP is one of the primary resources EPA uses to support our government-to-government partnership with Tribes. In the past 30 years, Tribes have made tremendous progress in building Tribal environmental program capacities with GAP, producing incredibly impactful and meaningful environmental outcomes,” said EPA Assistant Administrator Jane Nishida.

“GAP has assisted recipients across the nation to identify and address environmental priorities impacting their communities, homelands, and lifeways,” said JoAnn Chase, Director of American Indian Environmental Office.

The Tribal consultation opportunity on proposed changes to the National GAP Allocation and GAP Guidance on the Award and Management of General Assistance Agreements for Tribes and Intertribal Consortia begins today, April 4, 2022, and will continue through August 2, 2022. The draft changes reflect considerable input from Tribal governments, including consultations on how to improve the administration of GAP and potential changes to the allocation methodology, numerous tribal engagements, and tribal participation in guidance revision workgroups. The draft changes advance our government-to-government partnership with Tribes by providing greater flexibility, access, transparency and accountability in EPA’s funding and performance management approaches to GAP.

Throughout the year, the EPA’s American Indian Environmental Office (AIEO) is recognizing the 30th Anniversary of GAP by highlighting the successes of Tribes and the environmental improvements in their communities. Tribes have used GAP for a broad range of capacity building and solid and hazardous waste implementation activities, including assessment of environmental conditions and strategies to combat air, water, and land pollution, conducting public education and outreach to prepare and inform communities to participate in environmental decision-making, developing codes and ordinances, and training of tribal government inspectors to conduct compliance monitoring activities.

Additionally, GAP has helped Tribes receive 97 program delegations to date to administer programs relevant to the Clean Water Act, Safe Drinking Water Act, and the Clean Air Act, and has supported the development of nearly 300 Integrated Waste Management Plans for implementing tribal waste management programs.

Projects stemming from this Tribal grant opportunity will help achieve the goals of President Biden’s Justice40 initiative, which aims to ensure that federal agencies deliver at least 40% of benefits from certain investments to underserved communities.

Trailblazer Golf has important learning experience at Region 24 Spring Preview

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CAPE GIRARDEAU, Mo. – The Vincennes University Trailblazer Golf team took part in a quick practice round at Dalhousie Golf Club in Cape Girardeau, Mo. for the Region 24 Spring Tournament Preview Friday morning.

The Trailblazers were able to gain helpful and useful knowledge of the course ahead of the Region 24 Championship Tournament to be played during the first weekend of May.

Vincennes was led on the scorecard by sophomore Bryce Kirchner (North Vernon, Ind.) who finished with a six-over 78 on the round, which placed him in a tie for seventh overall.

Freshman Caleb Maris (Terre Haute, Ind.) was the next lowest scorer for the round, ending with an 84 on the day.

Maris’ played the round as an individual scorer, as VU Head Golf Coach Dennis Chattin was trying to get more guys a chance to see the Region Championship golf course.

Freshman Luke VanDeventer (Columbus, Ind.) was the third VU finisher, ending one shot behind Maris with an 85, good for 24th place.

Freshman Paxton Schwomeyer (Oakland City, Ind.) finished in a tie for 34th with an 88 for the round.

Freshmen Sam Stewart (Floyds Knob, Ind.) and Adam Leach (North Vernon, Ind.) rounded out the VU scorers Friday, with Stewart ending his round with a 91 and Leach finishing with a 93.

The young Trailblazer golf team will look to continue to build confidence and continue to improve as VU gets set to take part in the Lincoln Trail Spring Invitational Monday, April 11 at Quail Creek Country Club in Robinson, Ill.

TEAM RESULTS

Parkland – 300

Illinois Central – 323

Rend Lake – 332

Danville Area – 337

VINCENNES – 342

Lincoln Trail – 342

Lewis & Clark – 347

VINCENNES RESULTS

Bryce Kirchner (T7) – 78

Caleb Maris (T21) – 84 *Played as Individual

Luke VanDeventer (T24) – 85

Paxton Schwomeyer (T34) – 88

Sam Stewart (40) – 91

Adam Leach (42) – 93

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