A CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM PEG
A CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM PEG
GAVEL GAMUTÂ By Jim Redwine
Everyone we meet in the country of Georgia likes Peg. When we walk along the cobblestone streets or eat at one of the small and numerous restaurants Peg is frequently approached by complete strangers speaking a foreign language who manage to convey their goodwill toward her as they ignore me. I am used to it. I get it. I accept it. But the world does not know that Peg has a dark side that often involves misadventures for me.
I first noticed it years ago when we would go skiing and Peg would sweetly say something like, “Jim, that ski run really looks interesting. Why don’t you ski down first, then I can follow you?†I fell for this ploy several times and paid the price. She, of course, never followed after she would see me wipe out as she feigned concern while secretly chortling at my naïveté.
My misogynistic side wonders if Peg’s enjoyment of my misfortunes is unique to her or if it is a more general wifely trait. Those of you who are involved in the connubial bliss of marriage can reflect for yourselves if the sweet-wife-turned-devious-Delilah is universal or just my lot in life.
Anyway, yesterday was the latest example of Peg lulling me into trying something foolish while she remained the amused spectator. It all began when we were discussing what we would give one another for Christmas.
I confess I am not an easy person to shop for. When I want a shirt or something to eat, I go buy it. I really like Christmas but I am not into the buying and getting part of it. The country of Georgia is good for the Christmas Season as many Georgians celebrate the Julian calendar Christmas Day of December 25th and many recognize the Gregorian calendar of January 7th. I like that approach. Peg and I have stayed with America’s December 25th so she gave me my “gift†yesterday as the weather was good. Weather good you say? Here’s why that mattered.
For the four months we have spent in Georgia we have watched boats dash around hauling fools attached by a long cable and held up by parachutes. These gaily decorated parachutes lull observers into ignoring the perils of falling a hundred feet into the chilly waters of the salty Black Sea. It looked like harmless fun from the safety of our apartment’s balcony. And that’s how Peg sold me on it as she would make comments like, “Jim, look at that guy under the parachute with the smiley face. Doesn’t that look like fun? You would really enjoy that.â€
So after I had firmly resisted her repeated efforts to have me succumb to such nonsense for several months, Peg said, “You’re so hard to buy for. How about a parasail ride for your Christmas gift. It will be fun!†I had an initial thought that “one husband’s fun†was likely to be “one wife’s insurance benefit collectionâ€, but I held my silence. And, as often happens with us, I forgot the various disasters for me that Peg’s innocent suggestions had wrought. I said, “Okay, thank you for my Christmas present, let’s go do it.†We went down to the dock and met a Fagin selling rides.
The wizened visage of the toothless boat captain astride his version of a motor boat did not alert me to my fate. That was my fault. I did not see or ask about any safety equipment. That was also my fault. There were no rehearsals or explanations of how this would transpire or what the precautions were for mishaps. Of course, he spoke only Georgian so it would not have mattered anyway.
The Ancient Mariner took Peg’s 150 lari (about $50.00) and strapped me into an apparatus of cords and buckles. There was no escape button. We got about one hundred yards out on the Black Sea then the captain began to let out the cable attached to the smily-faced parachute and me. I quickly was lifted off the deck into a panoramic view of the shore and the Sea. I admit, it was a thrill.
We rode around for about fifteen minutes, the advertised length of the ride, then we continued to bounce along the choppy waves for quite a while as I slowly realized something had gone terribly wrong. The captain could not get the cable to crank me back in. I remained in the harness one hundred feet above the Black Sea as the December wind swirled around me.
After thirty minutes another small boat with two young roustabouts who were disciples of Captain Fagin came along hoisting a long line with a hook attached. They made several attempts to hook my cable and finally did. Then they started hauling me down between the two boats. You, Gentle Reader, understand that the only thing between the boats was the cold, deep Black Sea into which I was thrust face first still attached to the parachute that was rapidly filling with water.
After noting the water was salty, I began to attempt to escape both my harness and the parachute, but the cords were wrapped tightly around both of my legs so I could not swim. My loyal captain did not jump into the Sea to rescue me and neither did the two faux sailors. I guess they all did not wish to get wet. Anyway, I managed to roll onto my back as the would-be dry, rescuers fished me out with a grappling hook type approach but using mainly their hands.
When we got back to shore I was soaked and cold but soothingly comforted by Peg who had filmed the whole episode on her iPhone as she sat warm and dry in the boat. She said the only thing that made sense, “Well, Merry Christmas.â€
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Women’s Soccer Announces 2023 Signing Class
Women’s Soccer Announces 2023 Signing Class
EVANSVILLE, Ind. – University of Southern Indiana Women’s Soccer announced signees for the 2023 class. The Screaming Eagles are welcoming 11 players to the program for the 2023 season.
“We’re extremely excited to welcome our first D-I recruiting class to the USI Soccer family,” Head Coach Eric Schoenstein said.
Morgen Alvarez (Anaheim, California) is a 5’4″ forward from Fairmont Preparatory Academy in Anaheim, California. Besides soccer, Alvarez also played tennis and volleyball at the prep level. Alvarez comes to USI with a knack for scoring goals. Alvarez started her prep career with 23 goals as a freshman and has continued her scoring way all the way through her senior season this past fall. Alvarez played club soccer for Platinis West Coast FC DPL.
Grace Bamber (Chesteron, Indiana), a 5’6″ midfielder out of Chesterton High School, comes to USI as one of the top attacking players in Indiana. This past fall, Bamber scored 12 times in her senior season and dished out six assists. She tallied 54 goals, 31 assists, and 139 points for her career. Bamber was named all-state Second Team in 2021 and 2022 as well as an all-district first team each year. In 2021, Bamber was named Northwestern Indiana Times Player of the Year. Bamber played her club soccer for FC Pride ECNL and Indiana Elite ECNL.
Kamryn Bea (O’Fallon, Missouri) is a 5’5″ defender and was a two-sport athlete, competing in cross country in addition to soccer. Bea was named all-state for 2022 and received multiple accolades in 2021, including all-state honorable mention, all-conference newcomer of the year, and all-conference first team in 2021. She played club soccer for St. Louis Development Academy Rangers, winning the state cup in 2021 and 2022 as well as finishing as a semifinalist at USYS Nationals in 2022.
Eva Boer (St. Charles, Illinois) is a 5’9″ forward from Burlington Central High School. Boer can play multiple positions either at the front of the attack or back on defense. The basketball and soccer letter winner in high school earned all-conference and all-sectional in her 2022 soccer season. Her 2021 squad was sectional and regional champions. Playing her club soccer for Team Chicago SC, Boer and her club teammates were state cup finalists in 2020 and 2021 in addition to being NPL National Finalists in 2021.
Lydia Bordfeld (Evansville, Indiana) is from Memorial High School down the road in Evansville. The 5’11” midfielder also played basketball in high school. Bordfeld racked up five goals and five assists this past fall season for Memorial High School. For her career, Bordfeld has totaled 13 goals, seven assists, and 33 points. A player on a two-time Class 2A state championship squad in 2021 and 2022, Bordfeld was all-state second team in 2022 to go along with first-team all-district, all-city, and all-conference honors. Her club team, FCE United 05Girls, won the Indiana State Cup in 2022.
Reese Frericks (Richmond, Illinois), from Richmond Burton High School, is a 5’3″ forward/midfielder who also lettered in volleyball in high school. Frericks is coming off a 100-point season in 2022, scoring 45 goals and recording 10 assists. In the two high schools season played, Frericks sits as the all-time leader in goals scored with 70. Her team made it to the 1A Elite Eight in 2021 and was the 1A state runner-up in 2022. Frericks was named player of the year and all-conference first team in 2022 among other accolades, including first-team All-Area, All-District, and first-team Chicagoland All-State. Plus, she was also named all-conference first team in 2021. Frericks played club soccer for Eclipse Select ECNL.
Kate Johnson (Manchester, Missouri) is a 5’10” defender from Parkway South High School. A two-sport athlete, Johnson was named all-conference first team in 2021. Johnson was a four-year varsity player at Parkway South. Johnson’s club soccer team, Missouri Rush ECNLRL 04/05, finished in the final four at ECNLRL Nationals.
Kerigan Kivisto (Collierville, Tennessee), a 5’4″ midfield/forward from Collierville High School, is a versatile player who can score and set up her teammates. Kivisto’s high school squad went 10-6-1 this past fall, finishing second in AAA District 15. She was named All-District and All-State in 2022. Kivisto’s Lady Lobos Rush club squad was USYS Southern Regional Champions in 2022.
Charli Miller (Evansville, Indiana), a local player from Reitz High School in Evansville, is a 5’6″ midfielder who also ran track in high school. This past fall, Miller’s team won an IHSAA Class 3A sectional title and made it through to the regional semifinals. Miller scored 10 times individually and passed out 14 assists this past fall. For her high school career, Miller recorded 26 goals, 36 assists, and 88 points. Miller played club soccer for Indiana Fire South ECNLRL.
Greta Ohlwein (Chicago, Illinois), a 5’1″ wing player, signs with USI after her high school career at Highland Park High School. Ohlwein is a versatile player who plays on the outside either as a defensive back or as a forward. Her high school squad was the CSL North Conference Champions in 2021 and BodyArmor Series Champions in 2022. Ohlwein was also a cross-country runner and was a kicker/punter on the varsity football team at Highland Park in her senior year. Ohlwein played her club soccer for Chicago FC United.
Elena Summanen (Westerville, Ohio) is a 5’9″ goalkeeper from Westerville Central High School and a four-year varsity player. Her high school squad went 13-6-3 last season. Summanen was second-team All-OCC in 2021. She was also an academic letter winner for four years. Summanen played her club soccer for Ohio Premier ECNL.
“Elena is an incredible shot-stopper, communicator, and distributor from the keeper position,” Schoenstein commented.
“Kam, Kate, and Greta bring speed, tenacious defending, and quality distribution to the back line. Lydia and Charli bring height, strength, and work rate to the holding midfielder role. Grace and Kerigan bring a great deal of skill, speed, and vision to our attacking midfield spot. Morgen and Reese deliver speed, dynamic attacking abilities, and goalscoring to the roster. Plus, Eva adds strength, power, a great touch, and an ability to score from anywhere.”
USI Women’s Soccer heads into its second season as an NCAA Division I program in 2023, coming off a postseason berth in the Ohio Valley Conference Championship Tournament. The 2023 schedule will be released at a later date.
Integrated Risk Information System (IRIS) Program
the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is announcing two important documents from its Integrated Risk Information System (IRIS) Program: The Office of Research and Development (ORD) Staff Handbook for Developing IRIS Assessments (IRIS Handbook) and the final IRIS Toxicological Review of Perfluorobutanoic Acid and Related Salts. These publications demonstrate EPA’s commitment to transparency and rigorous science for use in decision making.
The IRIS Handbook transparently provides procedures for staff developing IRIS assessments, including how to apply systematic review approaches. Systematic review uses prespecified scientific methods to identify, select, assess, and synthesize the findings of similar, but separate, studies. In IRIS assessments, such studies are used to identify human health hazards associated with exposure to chemicals found in the environment and derive toxicity values for health effects resulting from exposure.
The procedures set forth in the IRIS Handbook will apply to newly initiated IRIS assessments moving forward; however, many elements of the Handbook have already been incorporated in recently finalized assessments and assessments that are currently in progress. The IRIS Handbook does not supersede existing EPA guidelines and does not serve as direction for other EPA programs.
The IRIS Handbook went through public comment in 2020, and it received a favorable external peer review from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) in 2021. The Handbook will be updated as needed based on method advancements and experience gained through its application to a broader spectrum of assessments to ensure consistent application of best practices in future IRIS assessments.
“EPA is committed to developing IRIS assessments using consistent, transparent, and scientifically rigorous methods,†said Chris Frey, Assistant Administrator for EPA’s Office of Research and Development. “I am very proud of the scientists who have worked hard to produce a rigorous Handbook at the leading edge of assessment science, and of those scientists who have finalized the PFBA assessment, which will help EPA continue our important work to address PFAS.â€
Today, the IRIS Program also released its final IRIS assessment of Perfluorobutanoic Acid (PFBA) and Related Salts. PFBA is a breakdown product of other PFAS that have been used in stain-resistant fabrics, paper food packaging, carpets, and consumer products; it has also been used for manufacturing photographic film.
As a scientific document, the final IRIS assessment was developed in accordance with Agency policies for scientific integrity and peer review. The PFBA assessment also incorporates best practices outlined in the IRIS Handbook. The multi-step IRIS assessment process included public comment on a systematic review protocol, public comment on the draft assessment, and external peer review prior to finalization.
The final IRIS assessment reviews the evidence on the potential noncancer and cancer human health effects resulting from exposure to PFBA. The final assessment found that sufficient oral exposure to PFBA likely causes thyroid, liver, and developmental effects. The final assessment also includes a noncancer estimate of the amount of PFBA that one can ingest every day that is likely to be without harmful effects. These noncancer estimates can be used when conducting risk assessments to inform decision making. Regarding PFBA’s potential cancer effects, the final assessment concludes that there is “inadequate information to assess carcinogenic potential.â€
The final IRIS assessment of PFBA can be used to support a wide variety of decision-making needs across EPA’s program offices and regions, and state agencies. IRIS assessments are only part of a risk assessment. The scientific conclusions regarding hazard identification and dose response from IRIS assessments are typically combined with other scientific information, including information on human exposure, to inform decisions. Such decisions incorporate risk management policy considerations and undergo separate review processes.
EWSU Holiday Office Hours, Trash and Recycling Schedules
EWSU Holiday Office Hours, Trash and Recycling Schedules, Christmas Tree Disposal Service: Evansville Water and Sewer Utility business offices will be closed Friday, December 23, and Monday, December 26, for the Christmas holiday.
Utility offices will also be closed Friday, December 30, and Monday, January 2, for the New Year’s Day holiday. Republic Services will observe Christmas on Monday, December 26, and News Year’s Day on Monday, January 2.
All trash and recycling routes will operate on a one-day delay during those weeks. The annual Christmas tree disposal service will begin on Tuesday, December 27, and continue through Friday, January 6, 2023.
If you are an EWSU residential customer, simply place your Christmas tree next to the trash cart at the curb on the day of your scheduled trash collection and Republic Services will pick it up. Happy Holidays!
EPD DAILY ACTIVITY REPORT
EPD DAILY ACTIVITY REPORT
FOOTNOTE: This information was provided by the EPD and posted by the City-County-County Observer without opinion, bias, or editing.
Residents Can Call 2-1-1T To Find Local Warming Centers During Upcoming Winter Weather
Call 2-1-1T To Find Local Warming Centers During Upcoming Winter Weather
With extreme cold expected this weekend, warming centers will be open across the state for those in need of a safe and warm place to stay. Indiana 211 is your community’s resource for updated locations and hours of warmings centers in your area, as many of the traditional locations people may seek shelter could be closed due to the holidays.
Call 2-1-1 to reach a Community Navigator 24/7
Please partner with Indiana 211, a division of the Indiana Family and Social Services Administration, to make sure Hoosiers know they can call  2-1-1 to find their nearest warming center. Click HERE for a social media graphic or find them below for download. We ask you to share the information on your social media channels to make sure the public is aware that help is available. You can also repost/retweet posts made from IN211’s official social channels.
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