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Raging Moderate by Will Durst

You don’t need a weatherman to see that the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump are serious. And since the only permanent member of Team Trump is The Donald himself, this squall is shooting straight down Pennsylvania Avenue, with that hard-candy shell of a hair-helmet above the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office square in its crosshairs.

The tempest is dark and swirly with fierce offshore winds like one of those nor’easters that’s ravaged New England the last couple months. Several systems of individual flurries have begun to merge, taking on bulk and velocity, threatening to escalate into one of those upper echelon categories of blizzards.

It’s the kind of storm with golf-ball sized hail that leaves dimples on car hoods and white-out conditions shutting down interstates. And American radar models forecast enough downpours to bury the president up to his ears. The European models indicate a larger depth.

The barometer is dropping precipitously on several fronts. Bimbo Eruptions multiply like thunderheads on a midwestern summer afternoon including one suspiciously named Stormy. Raising the sticky question of whether paying to kill a salacious story constitutes illegal campaign contributions or just being really smart.

The recent raid on the offices of Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, which seized records and perhaps recordings, has staffers quivering like a shaved poodle duct-taped to the foul pole of Wrigley Field during a night game in April. Nobody knows what sort of shenanigans Cohen was up to, but everyone suspects he is a consigliere with secrets. Fredo’s consigliere.

Former FBI Director James Comey’s new book calls The Great Pretender not just a liar, but an orange unethical dangerous mob boss liar with baby hands. The president, in response, tweeted that the professional Boy Scout from the Justice Department is a “leaker and a liar” and a “slimeball.” Not an epithet normally heard coming from the highest office in the land.

That’s right, the guy who paid a porn star $130,000 to keep quiet about an affair he had just months after his third wife gave birth called someone else a “slimeball.”,Which is like a hooker calling the queen a whore. Or Martin Shkreli complaining he’s being gouged at the prison commissary. Shouting that the other guy has dust on his lapels from the middle of a pig-sty.

And although his sentence was commuted by George W Bush, Scooter Libby was never pardoned for his convictions of perjury, obstruction of justice and lying to the FBI. So perhaps Trump remedied that situation as a signal to his associates that he doesn’t think these crimes are very important. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. “Don’t worry boys. I got your back, your front and your sides.”

His own party is pulling out the bullet-proof umbrellas. Fearing a blue wave the size of a nuclear- powered tsunami, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan didn’t just ditch the ship but the pier and the entire harbor itself.

And slowly riding in on the horizon… Mueller is coming. Mueller is coming! And it can’t be too comforting that special prosecutor Robert Mueller bears a slight resemblance to the Night King from Game of Thrones. Right about now Donald Trump might be best served by looking for a fire-breathing dragon.

Maybe that’s what John Bolton is for.

FOOTNOTE: The City-County Observer posted this article without bias. opinion, or editing.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. To that 30 – 40% base, they don’t care. These folks are angry, scared of being a minority, losing what little pay they are receiving, and no faith in themselves to solve their problems. For them it is easier to believe lies than believe they are the ones that need to change. How funny they are. They do not believe the government and those that depend on it, yet they are the ones most dependent on the government. To save “their jobs” and solve their problems because they do not want to accept and embrace change. When I ask a coal miner as he crawls out of his $50,000 diesel truck why not find other employment? His response is I have no high school education, I been doing this since I was 18, and I can’t get another job paying $30 – $35 per hour. To them I ask why not get your GED and training in another field such as a renewable industry? They reply I don’t want to ’cause Trump is going to save my job. I wonder to myself; this person is more dependent on the government than the folks on food stamps that he rails against.

  2. To CCO I ask why give this low life the opportunity to spew his hatred and stupidity ! Enough is enough President Trump has done a lot of good things for a lot of people since he was elected by the American people and I have not read any of this in your print to date. I get that the left hate him and want to get him out but he is our President and I have never seen such stupid child like things written and said in your publication. I am asking other Trump supporters to stand with me and tell CCO we are not going to read this crap with out some positive articles to support President Trump . To those who will attack this I say F— Y– there is no Russia connection to Trump only to Bill and Hillary you will see!!!

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