The following conversation ensues:
Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
Man: “I’m Jewish.”
Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”
Man: “I’m 92 years old ….Hell, I’m telling everybody!!!”
I know Martha, It’s not right but neither is the old man saying 3 times instead of the actual 2 times he performed because he is a recovering politician.
Thanksgiving Joke:
An elderly man walks into a confessional….
The following conversation ensues:
Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
Man: “I’m Jewish.”
Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”
Man: “I’m 92 years old ….Hell, I’m telling everybody!!!”
I know Martha, It’s not right but neither is the old man saying 3 times instead of the actual 2 times he performed because he is a recovering politician.
If it bugs u, it bugs me to.
Happy gobble gobble yum yum….
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